What are some of the most effed up things you have caught your dog eating?

camping backpack with chair image

cjrossi

I'll start:

disposable razor, electrical wiring, crunched christmas ornaments, eyeglasses, TV remote

and I'd like to say "baby gate doorknob" except I didn't catch him eating it, until he pooped it out whole, after a trip to the vet.

it is amazing - you think you have completely cleared and puppy-proofed an area, and they seem to pull stuff out of thin air!
WOW. This has been enlightening, amusing, and in alot of cases, gross.

Thanks for sharing!

Answer
This particular over sized Boxer mix came out of a drug house in a big city. There was suspicion she had been used as a "test subject" for street drugs. She for sure had ISSUES, a few bolts loose and was a rampant chewer.

Her menu over her lifetime was:

A $100 Scientific Calculator (copped from a backpack)
Jewelry - anything she could steal off my dresser
Rare plant bulbs
A thermometer (that she found in a new house I just moved into - cause I didn't own one)
A 12' tree...chewed off at ground level
Her own poop
Money - paper or coin (anything she could reach on the table, or counter top.
Cat, dog, raccoon, cow and bird poop
Human poop (camping once.. I thought I was gonna die)
Multiple hoses
Parts of a broken light bulb
A "floater" she fished out of the kid's john
A USED feminine napkin *gasp*she snagged out of the weeds (on the side of the road) while on a walk...
My dad's cherished barrel cactus.
My grandson's plastic alligator
Bumble Bees / yellow jackets/ honey bees
Quail

BUT... WHAT ALMOST KILLED HER (besides ME)... was
A 2"x2" redwood rung off my deck railing. She chewed it out one summer day so she could poke her head out of the railing and watching me pull into the driveway. She was in the vets for almost a week being treated for that stunt. She lived...but just barely.

Oddly...she's now pushing 11 yrs old and sleeping on the rug right behind my computer chair. I didn't dare rehome her.. I was afraid someone would take her out and SHOOT HER. It wasn't her fault her brain was fried. Now...she's allllllll gray faced and moves with a hitch in her git-a-long. She still occasionally steals a grocery receipt if she can snag it...but it's more for attention then anything else...LOL *knock on wood*... she has not ruined anything of value in a long time.
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.ADDED:
You guys mentioning furniture disasters -
A friend of mine went and got an adolescent, very rambunctious Boxer and for what ever BRAIN FART REASON...she left him home alone (.l-o-o-s-e in her house) about a week after she got him. When she got back he had pulled the cushions off her n-e-w couch! Starting on the front...he chewed a whole clear out the BACK of the couch! She called me for sympathy and all I could do was laugh until I cried......rotffffffffffff. Duh x 100...lol What WAS she thinking?

What should I bring to sleepaway camp?

Julianna

I am 13 and i am leaving for sleepaway camp in a week for 2 weeks. Last year was fun but i was missing things and i wanted to make sure i have everything this year. PLEASE HELP!!! i rly need it!

Answer
jeans/pants/sweatpants
sneakers /rain boots/hiking boots
rain coat
shorts
long sleeved shirts
short sleeved shirts
sweatshirts/sweaters/light jacket/maybe 1 warm jacket too
underwear
socks
bathrobe
hat w/ brim
costumes for fun activites
bras
swimsuit
sheets/ blankets (2-3 warm, 1 light)
pillow w/ pillow case
towels/face cloths
if your camp does laundry then bring a laundry bag
toothbrush/toothpaste/floss
shampoo/conditioner
body wash/bar of soap
brush/comb
deodorant
waterproof container to carry toiletries
bug spray/sunscreen
feminine hygiene (not sure how old you are though)
medications, you may have to put them in the care of nurses at your camp
trunk or duffle bag
pen/stationary/stamps
journal is useful
posters/stuffed animals/ special things?
lantern/flashlight w/ extra batteries
bins for storage
backpack (you could be hiking)
watch
camera & film/extra batteries
water bottle
swimming goggles
camping type chair/crazy creek (look on google images if u don't know what it is, you can also order one online)
if you might be doing sports then equipment
sunglasses
flip flops, bring a pair you don't care about and also a pair for the shower

have fun!

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