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I need excuses you should tell a teacher or any other reason why you failed or didn't study for a test/ exam.
They're suppose to be funny so I don't really care if they're cheesy. This is an assignment that I NEED to turn in so whatever you can think of please feel free to write.
Help anyone? I'm not very funny or creative.
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I needed fresh air so i took my review with me to the park. I decided that I would study better if I sat under a tree, the people in the pictures always look so focused when they sit under trees. As I plunked down into the grass I made a very unfortunate discovery. It was still muddy from last night's freak weather storm. If you didn't hear about it that was because it obviously wasn't near your house. Well, since my pants were dirty I decided to just walk and study at the same time. I began reading but then the wind started up, it blew the paper right out of my hands and I spent a good 9 minutes chasing that sucker down. I sat down on the bench, relieved to get some rest. Then some guy sits down next to me, pulls out a cigarette and just starts smoking away like I don't care if I get lung cancer and die before I get the chance to take my test. Just as my luck would have it, the guy is waving it around as if he were some fancy rich invester and another gust of wind came and blew his cigarrette onto MY review sheet! It caught fire and I tossed it on the ground. As I watched it smolder the man just smiled as if it were actually funny, I walked home and ate a gallon of ice cream afterwards. So it's not like I can take the test anyway because now I have a stomach ache.
the people on Yahoo Answers wouldn't help me
My sister (or brother, cousin, neighbor) used it to learn oragomi, they made the crane and it flew away
My father had an emotional breakdown last night and so he used it to write his will
I taught a homeless man to read yesterday, he was so happy and I decided to let him keep it as a reminder that people really do care
My dog ate my paper, I got it back this morning but I was scared to touch it
after i got home I fell down the stairs and forgot where I was and who I was, after I got back most of my memory I just couldn't recall where I had put my backpack with my paper inside :(
it's true, i'd tell you to call my doctor but I forget his number...and his name
(a girl's excuse ONLY)
I have cramps, don't you dare tell me I failed!
I figured I had no chance at passing the test anyway, I found out last night that I'm not even smarter than a fifth grader....sigh
I tried to study but the man next door kept staring at me through my window, I felt violated so I taped up my paper to block his view
:)
yes, yes I am amazing, I know (totally being sarcastic here, but you need excuses I have some handy) Good luck!
I needed fresh air so i took my review with me to the park. I decided that I would study better if I sat under a tree, the people in the pictures always look so focused when they sit under trees. As I plunked down into the grass I made a very unfortunate discovery. It was still muddy from last night's freak weather storm. If you didn't hear about it that was because it obviously wasn't near your house. Well, since my pants were dirty I decided to just walk and study at the same time. I began reading but then the wind started up, it blew the paper right out of my hands and I spent a good 9 minutes chasing that sucker down. I sat down on the bench, relieved to get some rest. Then some guy sits down next to me, pulls out a cigarette and just starts smoking away like I don't care if I get lung cancer and die before I get the chance to take my test. Just as my luck would have it, the guy is waving it around as if he were some fancy rich invester and another gust of wind came and blew his cigarrette onto MY review sheet! It caught fire and I tossed it on the ground. As I watched it smolder the man just smiled as if it were actually funny, I walked home and ate a gallon of ice cream afterwards. So it's not like I can take the test anyway because now I have a stomach ache.
the people on Yahoo Answers wouldn't help me
My sister (or brother, cousin, neighbor) used it to learn oragomi, they made the crane and it flew away
My father had an emotional breakdown last night and so he used it to write his will
I taught a homeless man to read yesterday, he was so happy and I decided to let him keep it as a reminder that people really do care
My dog ate my paper, I got it back this morning but I was scared to touch it
after i got home I fell down the stairs and forgot where I was and who I was, after I got back most of my memory I just couldn't recall where I had put my backpack with my paper inside :(
it's true, i'd tell you to call my doctor but I forget his number...and his name
(a girl's excuse ONLY)
I have cramps, don't you dare tell me I failed!
I figured I had no chance at passing the test anyway, I found out last night that I'm not even smarter than a fifth grader....sigh
I tried to study but the man next door kept staring at me through my window, I felt violated so I taped up my paper to block his view
:)
yes, yes I am amazing, I know (totally being sarcastic here, but you need excuses I have some handy) Good luck!
GOOD quality dog backpack? Where can i get one? 10 points!?
Blarp
So i got my aussie pup (10 months) a dog backpack to wear when we go hiking from gordmans the brand was "eddie buauer for pets", I read reviews of ones from petco and petsmart and they all said they were junk and fell apart so when i saw this one at dillars i grabbed it thinking it may be good... it broke after only 45 minutes!
Anyone know where i can find/buy a GOOD quality dog backpack that can stand a good hike and romp?
Please only those who use/have one. I dont want any guesses about what "might" be good or "looks" good. I want ones that are PROVEN good by someone who has used it.
THANKS! 10 points!
oh and id pre fer one that stays ballened, i have to readjust it ever once in a while because it started slipping to one side... grrr annoying!
Answer
I partner with and train service dogs - - I have probably a dozen types of dog packs. My FAVORITE by far is Wolf Pack - http://wolfpacks.com/products/
*I* like the Reflector for all around working. They wear very well and if there are ever any issues they will be replaced. They are more pricey than many packs BUT this is one case where you pay for what you get.
I partner with and train service dogs - - I have probably a dozen types of dog packs. My FAVORITE by far is Wolf Pack - http://wolfpacks.com/products/
*I* like the Reflector for all around working. They wear very well and if there are ever any issues they will be replaced. They are more pricey than many packs BUT this is one case where you pay for what you get.
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